It was only later that I learned that women liked jazz musicians and none of them played the French horn. More later.
Saturday, May 7, 2011
FEELING HORNY
Eventually I realised that I couldn't rely on just my good looks and the cultivated debonaire pose to pick up women. I had to have a schtick. I read that young women were impressed by musicians, liking their 'dangerous' edge, so I borrowed an instrument and began hanging around in bars and cafes with it. I couldn't play anything so hoped no-one would ask me to. Strangely no one did.
It was only later that I learned that women liked jazz musicians and none of them played the French horn. More later.
It was only later that I learned that women liked jazz musicians and none of them played the French horn. More later.
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This has never worked with the double bass.
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