Opus Dei, my little society that I dedicate my life to, believes in sanctity and that everyone, regardless of what they have done in their earlier life, can be called to holiness. Sure, we are secretive, but no more than Rotary and Lions and certainly no more than the Masons (I’m also a Mason) and we do keep in contact with the world. Every night I am out and about, usually between the hours of 2am and dawn, just keeping an eye on things and certain people. I know that there has been some bad press about us in recent times, talking about our recruiting methods, our strict rules governing members, our celibacy and our mortification of the flesh, our misogyny, our extreme right-wing sympathies that some people have called fascism – but, believe me this is all in keeping with the operating principles of the Vatican and my old friend Benny the Pope, so it can’t be all bad can it?
I am a bit concerned that this coming weekend there are two films screening on TV based on that old whistle-blowing faggot Dan Brown.
Admittedly most people think that what he says has been debunked but there are likely to be some very stupid people and some very clever people (I calculate these as the bottom 10% and the top 10% of the population that will believe the conspiracies suggested.
Can I just suggest that you view another channel? There is bound to be a Richard Gere or a Bruce Willis or an Arnie Swarzenegger film to watch instead. Mmmm?
Thanks for the advice Freako Second.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to watch them like Patricia Bartlet had to keep an eye on porn.
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