Sunday, May 8, 2011

BONE SHAKER

As I grew older it dawned on me that the smoking not only wasn't making me look debonaire enough to pick up women, it was also making me unfit. I decided to exercise a bit more and took to perambulating around the local park on Sundays with mein freund.



We got some amazed looks which I put down to the fact that I was dressed in my Sunday best. After a few months of this I still hadn't attracted the attention of the opposite sex so more drastic measures were called for. More later.

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